nothings worse than soft grapes
soft apples
soft dicks
☾☻soft grunge blog☻☽

just-beneath-these-skinny-jeans:
i-learned-it-from-the-pizzaman:
jensen making fun of his own bowlegs
makin’ my way downtown
On my way to steal yo girl
Am I the only one who sees the resemblance of him and Rango right now?!

Little girl dressed as Stan Lee at Motor City Comic con!!!

Thought I saw Star Trek Into Darkness, but I guess I saw Star Trek Into The D.
Sounding.
elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey:
if tumblr was bought out for $1.1B and there are 60 million blogs that means each blog is worth $18.3
my blog is worth more than i am
Well actually it would cost anywhere between $5,000 - $250,000 to hire an assassin to kill you so chin up hun, you are worth so much more than $18.30
first the body parts comparison now the assassins thank you tumblr

I know we were all hating on yahoo earlier but this may be the start of a great relationship
I FELL DOWN
THIS IS OFFICIALLY MY FAVORITE THING ON THE INTERNET.
Go home everyone, you lost.
Everyone, I’m elated to tell you that Tumblr will be joining Yahoo.
Before touching on how awesome this is, let me try to allay any concerns: We’re not turning purple. Our headquarters isn’t moving. Our team isn’t changing. Our roadmap isn’t changing. And our mission – to empower…
being a pessimist is great i’m always either right or pleasantly surprised
IM ON THE PHONE WITH A VITAMIN COMPANY TO FIND OUT WHY THE BOTTLES ARE SO BIG IF THE PILLS ONLY TAKE UP 10% OF THE SPACE INSIDE
IT’S BECAUSE THEY HAVE TO PUT ALL THE INGREDIENTS AND WARNINGS IN BOTH FRENCH AND ENGLISH SO THE BOTTLE HAS TO BE BIG ENOUGH TO SUPPORT A LABEL WITH ALL THAT TEXT
why are you screaming
I’M JUST REALLY EXCITED ABOUT THESE VITAMINS
The team teamAll of you creepy fucks can now join Moon Moon
Don’t forget Seasea.
dear fucking tumblr
this is a fucking bumblebee
this is a fucking bee
this is a fucking hornet
this is a fucking wasp
as you can fucking see the longer their legs are and the less fuzzy they are is equivalent to how fucking evil they fucking are

xthe-technical-lyoko-warriorx:
I forgot my name was “bitch I might be” on Skype and called a friend
I’m gonna cry if this keeps getting notes. Pleas not another 1k post.
ooc; HAHAHAHAHAHAH OHMYGOD.