freeshawarmas:

jehovas-witness:

internetexplorers:

cheese3d:

nothings worse than soft grapes

soft apples

soft dicks

☾☻soft grunge blog☻☽

theoneandonlyluckythirteen:

just-beneath-these-skinny-jeans:

assbutt-in-the-garrison:

i-learned-it-from-the-pizzaman:

jensen making fun of his own bowlegs

makin’ my way downtown

On my way to steal yo girl

Am I the only one who sees the resemblance of him and Rango right now?!

cosmicbrownie:

Little girl dressed as Stan Lee at Motor City Comic con!!!

sennoectogammat:

fiveserpentsteeth:

Thought I saw Star Trek Into Darkness, but I guess I saw Star Trek Into The D.

Sounding.

elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey:

jusst-another-day:

simplymykayla:

cnnbreakingofficial:

if tumblr was bought out for $1.1B and there are 60 million blogs that means each blog is worth $18.3 

my blog is worth more than i am

Well actually it would cost anywhere between $5,000 - $250,000 to hire an assassin to kill you so chin up hun, you are worth so much more than $18.30

first the body parts comparison now the assassins thank you tumblr

choythirsty:

I know we were all hating on yahoo earlier but this may be the start of a great relationship

ashbee11:

theaudacityofswope:

sherlockedforwho:

metatheatre:

bonedust:

This is a GIF set of Astronauts falling on the Moon

#SPACE: THE FINAL FRONTIER

I FELL DOWN

THIS IS OFFICIALLY MY FAVORITE THING ON THE INTERNET.
Go home everyone, you lost.

On this blog we worship Thranduil: News!

staff:

Everyone, I’m elated to tell you that Tumblr will be joining Yahoo.

Before touching on how awesome this is, let me try to allay any concerns: We’re not turning purple. Our headquarters isn’t moving. Our team isn’t changing. Our roadmap isn’t changing. And our mission – to empower…

jesspinkman:

being a pessimist is great i’m always either right or pleasantly surprised 

#the optimistic look on pessimism  

pizzaforpresident:

fffcuk:

pizzaforpresident:

pizzaforpresident:

IM ON THE PHONE WITH A VITAMIN COMPANY TO FIND OUT WHY THE BOTTLES ARE SO BIG IF THE PILLS ONLY TAKE UP 10% OF THE SPACE INSIDE

IT’S BECAUSE THEY HAVE TO PUT ALL THE INGREDIENTS AND WARNINGS IN BOTH FRENCH AND ENGLISH SO THE BOTTLE HAS TO BE BIG ENOUGH TO SUPPORT A LABEL WITH ALL THAT TEXT

why are you screaming

I’M JUST REALLY EXCITED ABOUT THESE VITAMINS

leminkain:

grandmapancakes:

gloopday:

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The team team

All of you creepy fucks can now join Moon Moon

Don’t forget Seasea.

bedquest:

dear fucking tumblr

this is a fucking bumblebee

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this is a fucking bee

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this is a fucking hornet

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this is a fucking wasp

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as you can fucking see the longer their legs are and the less fuzzy they are is equivalent to how fucking evil they fucking are

xthe-technical-lyoko-warriorx:

squiderpy:

squiderpy:

I forgot my name was “bitch I might be” on Skype and called a friend

I’m gonna cry if this keeps getting notes. Pleas not another 1k post.

ooc; HAHAHAHAHAHAH OHMYGOD.

  • me: i'm just going to rest my eyes for 5 minutes.
  • me: wakes up march 27th, 2098.
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